Five ways in which living in Doha is like being on the Starship Enterprise
There is a constant low hum in the background
Arabic and Klingon sound remarkably alike
We encounter new races every day
We spend a lot of time a long way above the ground
It's life, Jim, but not as we know it.
This is why our motto is 'What would Picard do?' It works in most situations. Rob has already told staff to 'make it so'. I suggested he try 'resistance is futile' next, but he says they know that already.