Five ways in which living in Doha is like being on the Starship Enterprise

1. There is a constant low hum in the background
2. Arabic and Klingon sound remarkably alike
3. We encounter new races every day
4. We spend a lot of time a long way above the ground
5. It's life, Jim, but not as we know it.

This is why our motto is 'What would Picard do?' It works in most situations. Rob has already told staff to 'make it so'. I suggested he try 'resistance is futile' next, but he says they know that already.